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Billy - Wisconsin

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Mommy NOWHERE IS A BIG PLACE

Brian, 7 - South Carolina

Love

It's not always about HOW YOU LOOK...Look at me I'M HANDSOME AS ANYTHING and I HAVEN'T GOT ANYBODY TO MARRY ME YET

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Howard, 8 - Kentucky

Love

THE RULES FOR KISSING go like this...if you KISS A GIRL you should MARRY HER AND HAVE KIDS. It's just the RIGHT THING TO DO

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While busy WORKING IN MY DOG GROOMING SALON to my surpise MY DAUGHTER ANSWERED THE PHONE. The person on the other end ASKED TO SPEAK TO THE GROOMER. My daughter blurted out "SHE'S IN THE TUB WITH A CUSTOMER RIGHT NOW"

Billy, 10 - Wisconsin

School

When I asked my son for help on my ARTISTIC EPXRESSION INFORMATIVE WRITING THESIS he gave me a QUOTE BY EINSTEIN about imagination being more important than knowledge. When I ASKED IF HE KNEW THE SOURCE, he told me "The book called CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS" (and he was right)

Anonymous, 6 - Arizona

Animals

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I have a nephew who has a HABIT OF SAYING HOLLY COW around his sister. So at SUNDAY SCHOOL AT CHURCH the teacher was QUIZZING THE KIDS TO FILL IN THE BLANK. The teacher asked WHO ARE THE 3 SPIRITS? THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE..... My Neice replied "HOLY COW"

Anonymous, 3 - Texas

Religion

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When I was a little I was sitting around with MY DAD AND ALL HIS BUDDIES IN THE YARD. I was bored when I NOTICED A BIRD PECKING AWAY AT A TREE. I asked my Dad what that was and he replied A WOODPECKER. I thought for a second than said "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE SHOT OFF THE PECKER WOULD WE SAVE THE WOOD?"

Anonymous - Maine

Animals

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Matt, 5 - Idaho

Age

My son had a friend over when I was pregnant. I had to tell the friend that MY WATER BROKE and I had to GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I later found out he went home and TOLD HIS PARENTS HE HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE WE WERE HAVING PLUBMING PROBLEMS.

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