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"Shop 'till you drop."
You can TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED because they will be YELLING AT THE SAME KIDS
It's not always about HOW YOU LOOK...Look at me I'M HANDSOME AS ANYTHING and I HAVEN'T GOT ANYBODY TO MARRY ME YET
THE RULES FOR KISSING go like this...if you KISS A GIRL you should MARRY HER AND HAVE KIDS. It's just the RIGHT THING TO DO
When I asked my son for help on my ARTISTIC EPXRESSION INFORMATIVE WRITING THESIS he gave me a QUOTE BY EINSTEIN about imagination being more important than knowledge. When I ASKED IF HE KNEW THE SOURCE, he told me "The book called CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS" (and he was right)
My son had a friend over when I was pregnant. I had to tell the friend that MY WATER BROKE and I had to GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I later found out he went home and TOLD HIS PARENTS HE HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE WE WERE HAVING PLUBMING PROBLEMS.
Dad: Lifetime warranty, my a**
Son: What's a LIFETIME WARRANTY?
Dad: It means I GOT SCREWED
Son: Well then I GET LIFETIME WARRANTIES ALL THE TIME
Daughter: I NEED TO CALL A LAWYER
Mom: Why
Daughter: I'm going to SUE THE GROCERY because their PARKING LOT IS TOO BIG and IT'S NOT FAIR FOR THEM TO HAVE ALL THAT SPACE
Mom: Why did you PUT POSTAGE STAMPS on your ALPHABET MAGNETS?
Son: You said MY ALPHABET MAGNETS ARE LETTERS
OMG your bald spot is showing
Lady GaGa eat your heart out
Yes these are anntenaes...I'm channeling Sponge Bob right know
When I lay me down to sleep...with my Freddy Krueger mask
Great Whirlpool Mom, but it does smell a little funny
I didn't do it...why does it look like I'm lying