Anonymous - Maine Award Winner

Animals

When I was a little I was sitting around with MY DAD AND ALL HIS BUDDIES IN THE YARD.  I was bored when I NOTICED A BIRD PECKING AWAY AT A TREE.  I asked my Dad what that was and he replied A WOODPECKER.  I thought for a second than said "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE SHOT OFF THE PECKER WOULD WE SAVE THE WOOD?" 
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread