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Sean, 9 - Maine Award Winner

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Mom: Are okay in the bathroom? 

Son: No, my BUTT IS THROWING UP

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Lori, 8 - Kentucky Award Winner

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MOM & DAD have a  LOT IN COMMON...they both DON'T WANT NO MORE KIDS
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Glenn, 7 - Illinois Award Winner

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If FALLLING IN LOVE is anything LIKE LEARNING HOW TO SPELL, I DONT WANT TO DO IT...IT TAKES TOO LONG
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Regina, 10 - Ohio Award Winner

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I'M NOT RUSHING INTO LOVE...4TH GRADE IS HARD ENOUGH
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Manuel, 8 - Florida Award Winner

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I think you're supposed to GET SHOT WITH AN ARROW OR SOMETHING when you're IN LOVE...but the rest of it ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SO  PAINFUL
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Christine, 9 - Oklahoma Award Winner

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BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP...BUT HOW RICH YOU ARE CAN LAST A LONG TIME

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1st Grade Teacher, 9 - Missouri Award Winner

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LOVE IS LIKE AN AVALANCHE WHERE YOU HAVE TO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

 

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Mae, 9 - Minnesota Award Winner

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No one is sure why LOVE HAPPENS...I heard it has something to do with HOW YOU SMELL.  That's why PERFUME AND DEODORANT ARE SO POPULAR
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Anonymous, 5 - New Hampshire Award Winner

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Grandpa: When are you GOING TO TURN 6?

Grandson: When I'M TIRED OF BEING 5

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Ava, 8 - Massachusetts

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When FALLING IN LOVE, one of the people in love should know HOW TO WRITE A CHECK...even if you have TONS OF LOVE there's still going to be LOTS OF BILLS
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Mary Sue, 3 - Wisconsin

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Seeing her 1ST HAIL STORM, my daughter said "IT'S RAINING DUMPLINGS"
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Angie, 10 - Alabama Award Winner

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Most MEN ARE BRAINLESS, so you might have to TRY MORE THAN ONCE TO FIND A LIVE ONE TO MARRY
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Anonymous, 8 - North Carolina Award Winner

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Frantically WAVING A PESKY FLY away with a WHITE DISH TOWEL, my granddaughter says "maybe it's NOT WORKING because he thinks YOU'RE SURRENDERING?"
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Anonymous - Colorado Award Winner

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While SHAMPOOING AND RINSING my son's hair I said HE'D NEED A HAIRCUT SOON because his HAIR WAS GROWING SO FAST.  He replied "MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T WATER IT SO MUCH"
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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
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