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Nick - California

Travel

Son: Can I OPEN MY CAR DOOR WHEN WE DRIVE?

Mom: No that's TOO DANGEROUS

Son: Well look at that brown Truck (UPS TRUCK)...He DOESN'T HAVE DOORS and he GETS TO DRIVE

Anonymous - Nevada

Animals

Daughter: Mommy what do WORMS TASTE LIKE?"

Mom: I guess they TASTE LIKE DIRT

Daughter: WHY? (Her new favorite word)

Mom: Because THEY LIVE IN DIRT

Daughter: But mommy FISH DON'T TASTE LIKE WATER

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We'd spent the day WALKING THE ZOO, as we were leaving my daughter said, "I'm glad we're going home, my SHOES ARE SLEEPY"

Abi, 3 - Utah

Travel

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When my sister picked her daughter up from school she complained she was STARVING ALL DAY. Her Mom said "Did you TELL THE TEACHER YOU WERE HUNGRY?" Her daughter replied "No, I just ATE MY CRAYONS."

Adalyn, 6 - Texas

School

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I wish I had 2 NOSES...One so I could PICK MY NOSE and the other IN CASE I GOT A NOSE BLEED

Nick, 3 - California

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Nick, 3 - California

Siblings

Son: Mom can a VENUS FLY TRAP SWALLOW ME?

Mom: No they can only SWALLOW SMALLER THINGS

Son: Like MY BABY BROTHER?

Nick, 5 - California

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Son: Mom DAD'S OLDER than you so HE KNOWS BEST

Dad: That's TRUE son

I took my daughters to Pet Smart to just LOOK AT THE FISH. A sales lady walks up and asks if she could GET A FISH FOR US. My daughter replys "Do you have ANY DEAD ONES? WE KILL THEM anyway"

Brianna, 6 - North Carolina

Animals

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Busy doing 10 things at once, my daughter started WHINING FOR DINNER. After a few minutes I said "Please CUT ME SOME SLACK." She looked at me wide-eyed and said with as much conviction"NO YOU CUT ME A SNACK"

Maggie, 2 - Michigan

Food

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At BEDTIME PRAYERS my daughter said "Dear Lord HELP ME to get up early tomorrow and WATCH CARTOONS...In Jesus' name Amen"

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Amy, 4 - Virginia

Religion

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My Grandma used to CALL GRANDPA "THE BULL" because he was stubborn. One day while talking on the phone GRANDMA TOLD HER FRIEND TO COME OVER AND "SHOOT THE BULL." After she hung up I pleaded "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT GRANDPA."

Anonymous - Nevada

Death

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Rydan, 6 - Pennsylvania

Age

Mom: It's your 6th BIRTHDAY do you FELL ANY DIFFERENT?

Son:, Yeah, my LEGS WERE GROWING last night

Mom: (Putting on his shorts) I think your belly is larger too

Son: That's what happens when you turn 6...Your LEGS MAKE YOU HIGHER and your BELLY MAKES YOU BIGGER

Izzy, 6 - Minnesota

Religion

Daughter: I know why GOD SENT ME TO YOU

Mom: Why

Daughter: Because YOU NEEDED SOMEONE HELP YOU CLEAN THIS MESSY HOUSE everyday

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