Branden, 5 - Nevada

Food

My son woke me up at 6 am to get him cereal. Half asleep, I handed him the CEREAL BOWL BUT FORGOT THE SPOON. He looks up at me and says, "Daddy do you want me to EAT WITH MY FINGERS ALL DAY or are you gonna get me a spoon?"
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Taegan - Virginia Award Winner

Shirt & Gift Taglines

Said while running around the house playing tag "RUN FROM YOUR WIFE" (Run for your life)
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Bradley, 9 - Wisconsin Award Winner

Lessons

(Watching the news on the night of the presidential election)

Son:  I forget...IS OBAMA THE BLUE OR RED ONE? 

Dad:  Neither, he's THE BLACK ONE

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Izzy, 6 - Tennessee

Religion

Worried about my daughter getting reprimended for TALKING TOO MUCH AT SCHOOL I asked her if she'd gotten in trouble yet for talking.  She replied "GOD GAVE ME A MOUT FOR TALKING AND I'M GOING TO USE IT"
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Caidee, 5 - California Award Winner

Siblings

Daughter: Why were you the FIRST BORN?

Son:  Because GOD WANTED A BOY FIRST in our family then a girl, girl and girl

Daughter:  Well that's NOT RIGHT.. it' always supposed to be LADIES FIRST

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Rydan, 6 - Pennsylvania

Body

At 18 WEEKS PREGNANT, I explained to my son that the BABY IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL POTATOE. His response was "But you ATE MASHED POTATOES last night"
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Anonymous, 8 - North Carolina Award Winner

Travel

Grandson: Grandma LOOK I DREW YOU A PICTURE
Grandma:  I can't look now honey I'M DRIVING THE CAR
Grandson: But I THOUGHT ALL MOMS HAD EYES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS

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Rosie, 3 - Georgia

Life

A man was up ON A ROOF WORKING when my daughter said "Daddy WHAT HIM DOING?" Dad responded "He's WORKING."  To which she replied "HIM NOT WORKIN', HIM BANGIN' SOMETHING"
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Dylan - Michigan

Body

My son was SITTING ON MY LAP  when I asked him about his birthday.  I said "Your BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW are you excited?"  He replied  "He, he, he, I JUST FARTED ON YOU"  (I guess that says it all)

http://www.breeunscripted.com

Abbie, 6 - Texas

Religion

My daughter is the the queen of MISHEARD LYRICS, her most recent one was "JESUS loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so. Something, something, blah blah blah. HE IS WHEAT BUT WE ARE STRAW"
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Del, 6 - Delaware Award Winner

Love

One STRATEGY for making someone FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU is to TELL THEM YOU OWN A BUNCH OF CANDY STORES...it works for me

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Izzy, 6 - Tennessee Award Winner

Food

Daughter: I LOVE TO DRINK MILK even if it is COW PEE PEE

Mom: It's not Pee...It's milk just like when I BREAST FED YOU AS A BABY

Daughter: GROSS can we just GO WITH THE COW PEE PEE INSTEAD

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Maddie - Nevada

Life

Daughter: Mommy I'm BORED

Mom: Why don't you WRITE OR DRAW IN YOUR DIARY?

Daughter: Yeah, I LOVE MY DIARRHEA

http://obviouslymarvelous.blogspot.com/

Anonymous, 5 - Maine

Health

Mom: I'm taking the VAN in to FIX THE TIRES

Daughter: Oh you're going to the TIRE-O-PRACTOR?

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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread