Select * from tbl_what_u_heard where wuh_award_winnder='1' and wuh_status = '1' order by wuh_id desc LIMIT 0 , 14
 

Bethany - Pennsylvania Award Winner

Love

Years ago when my kids were young, our dog had a habit of making loud noises while going to the bathroom in our family room. One afternoon, when I thought our kids were taking naps, my husband and I decided to engage in "other" activities on the famly room sofabed.  Unfortunately I guess we weren't as quiet as we thought because I suddenly heard our daughter running down the hall to her sister's room. I jumped up and got to her room just in time to hear her explain " Jessica you'll never believe this...Mommy and Daddy are pooping in the dining room"  (You never know how kids interpret sounds they hear coming from behind closed doors)
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Lani, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Love

Daugther:  How did I get here?

Dad:  We took a little bit of love from me and your mommy, mixed it all up and got you

Daughter: Did  you add milk?

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Kristin, 10 - California Award Winner

Love

Being single is better than being married with kids for the simple reason that you don't have to change diapers.  Of course if I was married with kids...I'd figure something out.  I'd probably just call my Mom to come over for some coffee and diaper changing.
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Spencer, 2 - Michigan Award Winner

Body

While brushing my teeth in the morning my son opened all the bathroom drawers asking "Do you have a squirt gun?"  I told him that "Mommy doesn't keep any loaded squirt guns around."  He smiled opening the last draw and said "Yes you do" as he squirted me with a perfume bottle until I thought I'd choke (I guess I was wrong).
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Lani - Michigan Award Winner

Body

While sitting around the dinner table, a centerpiece of wildflowers and weeds poked out crazily from the vase. Picked during her walk outside, our daughter said sweetly "Mom the flowers look just like you."  My wife was so touched by the sweet remark until our daughter continued "because you're having a bad hair day"

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Lani, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Travel

Daughter: Dad if we go to Florida we take the highway right?

Dad: Yes

Daughter: We're only going a few miles so are we taking the low way?

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Jake - Utah Award Winner

Travel

While touring Dinasour National Monument after driving from Florida to Utah, my son put his hands on his hips and scolded me "It took you so long to get here, all the dinasours died."
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Josie, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Life

I was talking to my daughter about buying a new house so we could all have bigger rooms.  She replied "Great now you and Mom will finally have enough room to get your own beds than you won't have to share anymore.
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Josie, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Body

While my wife ran into the market we waited in the car with my newborn and young daughter.  The baby started to cry, so I explained to my daughter that "The baby is hungry and wants the Boob."  My daugther replied "Yeah, the only problem is the boobs not here, she's in the grocery store."
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Jack, 2 - Washington Award Winner

Body

Watching his newborn sister having her diaper change, my son observed "My sister has 2 bums...a front bum and a back bum.
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Jay, 6 - Montana Award Winner

Lessons

Eating at a FAMILY RESTAURANT, my nephew GREW RESTLESS and started climbing and running around.  His grandmother being very into proper decorum told him "You are DRIVING ME UP A WALL."  To which he replied "Well Grandma, WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"
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Anonymous, 12 - New Hampshire Award Winner

Food

I almost CHOKED TO DEATH on Lucky Charms this morning.  Let me tell you it's NOT SO MAGICALLY DELICIOUS when it's LODGED IN YOUR THROAT
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Anonymous, 3 - Nevada Award Winner

Bloopers

My daughter was playing one day and GOT VERY FRUSTRATED.  Suddenly I hear her shout with great exasperation "OH BAM IT"
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Anonymous, 4 - Maryland Award Winner

Food

The following conversation took place EARLY SATURDAY MORNING:

Daughter:  I'm hungry and want to go to the kitchen to FIX SOMETHING TO EAT

Dad:  No we will GET UP SHORTLY AND MAKE BREAKFAST

Daughter: Can I just go down now and fix some cereal

Dad: NO

Daughter: But I want cereal now

Dad: WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

Daughter:  ALL OF IT

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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
URL: http://goodsonfamilyjourney.blogspot.com

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