Anonymous, 3 - Nevada Award Winner

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My daughter was playing one day and GOT VERY FRUSTRATED.  Suddenly I hear her shout with great exasperation "OH BAM IT"
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Anonymous, 3 - New Hampshire

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TOASTING the new high school graduate, I TAPPED MY GLASS against my younger son's juice glass and said "CHEERS".  He replied "THAT NO CHAIRS mommy THAT GLASSES"
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Madison, 5 - Wisconsin Award Winner

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Mom: I don't remember HOW TO PLAY OPERATION

Daughter: Don't worry...we can just LOOK AT THE ERECTIONS and figure it out (Directions)

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Anonymous - Minnesota Award Winner

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After coming home from a BIRTHDAY PARTY, my niece looked into her GOODY BAG and said, "Mom, CAN I EAT A BITE OF MY SWEET-ASS FISH?" (Swedish Fish)
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Emily, 8 - Kentucky Award Winner

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With pride our daughter stuck her head out the back door to RELAY A PHONE MESSAGE she had just taken. "Mommy, LENSCRACKERS JUST CALLED...the EYEGLASSES ARE READY" Unfortunately, we laughed so hard she didn't answer the phone again for 10 years.
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Dax - Washington Award Winner

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My son has TROUBLE ENUNCIATING A FEW WORDS.  I was at the grocery checkout when he yelled "I WANT SOME SEX".  When he kept talking about  SEX AND HOW MUCH HE LIKED IT...I got more flustered and hurried home.  I thought MY HUSBAND INSTIGATED THIS somehow and confronted him.  He immediately understood our son was asking for his FAVORITE SNACK - CHEX
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Anonymous, 7 - Pennsylvania Award Winner

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The NEW 1ST GRADER from Scotland raised his hand saying "Teacher MAY I HAVE A RUBBER?"  The young female teacher was completely flustered and DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.  The boy was confused too.  Even better, when the SCHOOL PHONED HIS MOTHER...SHE COULDN'T IMAGINE WHY THE TEACHER DIDN'T HAVE ANY RUBBERS TO PASS OUT TO THE STUDENT.  After further discussion, it came to light that in Scotland a RUBBER IS AN ERASER. 
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Ellory, 2 - Utah

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Mom look it's a HELL-OF-A-COCKER  (Helicopter)
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Zach, 5 - Michigan

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The best part of waking up is SOLDIERS in your cup (Folgers)
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Max, 4 - Indiana

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Mom I just TWINKLED IN MY PANTS (Tinkled)
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Anonymous, 11 - Florida Award Winner

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Daughter: I've been STUNG BY A JELLYFISH

Dad: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Daughter: Because it had GIANT TESTICLES

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Spencer, 2 - Michigan

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I don't want to GET A SHORTCUT (Haircut)

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Tess, 5 - Alabama Award Winner

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WEDNESDAY is the LONGEST DAY of the week because IT HAS THE MOST LETTERS
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Anonymous, 4 - Alabama

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Daughter: When are we going to TAKE A BABY SHOWER?

Mom: A BABY SHOWER is actually a PARTY

Daughter: A PARTY WHERE YOU SHOWER BABIES?

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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
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Yeah I'm a baby magnet and I know it