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After looking at my BABY PICTURES IN BLACK & WHITE and my CHILDHOOD PICTURES IN COLOR my son asked "Mom WHEN DID GOD INVENT COLOR?"

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David, 6 - Ohio

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At BEDTIME PRAYERS my daughter said "Dear Lord HELP ME to get up early tomorrow and WATCH CARTOONS...In Jesus' name Amen"

Amy, 4 - Virginia

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Worried about my daughter getting reprimended for TALKING TOO MUCH AT SCHOOL I asked her if she'd gotten in trouble yet for talking. She replied "GOD GAVE ME A MOUT FOR TALKING AND I'M GOING TO USE IT"

Izzy, 6 - Tennessee

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My daughter is the the queen of MISHEARD LYRICS, her most recent one was "JESUS loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so. Something, something, blah blah blah. HE IS WHEAT BUT WE ARE STRAW"

Abbie, 6 - Texas

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I have a nephew who has a HABIT OF SAYING HOLLY COW around his sister. So at SUNDAY SCHOOL AT CHURCH the teacher was QUIZZING THE KIDS TO FILL IN THE BLANK. The teacher asked WHO ARE THE 3 SPIRITS? THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE..... My Neice replied "HOLY COW"

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Anonymous, 3 - Texas

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We were TALKING ABOUT JESUS and CHEEZ-ITS. Then my son asked " HOW DID JEEZUTS DIE?" (I guess he was referring the Jesus made out of Cheez-its)

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Parker, 5 - Virginia

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Joey, 5 - Delaware

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Three men came to our door passing out PAMPHLETS with a PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. My younger son points to the picture asking "WHAT IS THIS?". My older son replies confidently "It's Jesus when he REALLY DIED. He was KILLED BY ROMANS AND SEA URCHINS. They PUT A BIRD'S NEST (crown of thorns) on his head, POKED HIM and made him get killed on that cross. Yeah, then God OPENED THE GATES OF HEAVEN, TOOK OFF HIS BIRD'S NEST and LET HIM COME IN and LIVE IN THE CLOUDS. (God bless the children, right?)

Anonymous, 6 - Tennessee

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Mom: Did you GET IN TROUBLE FOR TALKING IN SCHOOL today?

Daughter: GOD GAVE ME A MOUTH for talking...and I'm going TO USE IT

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My SPORTS MINDED, Catholic School son said "Mom, did you know that the CATHOLICS have a day called the FEAST OF THE IMMACULATE INTERCEPTION" (Conception)

Evan, 6 - Michigan

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6th Grade Teacher - Massachusetts

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Teacher: The Bible says when JESUS WAS 12 his parents DEDICATED HIM TO GOD at church. That's WHEN HE BECAME A MAN

Student: I understand all that...They took him to GOD'S HOUSE because his VOICE WAS CHANGING, his ARMPITS WERE GETTING SMELLY, and he was going to START PLUBERY just like me

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