Daughter: What are those?

Mom: My OLD LP RECORDS

Daughter: Those are the BIGGEST CD'S I'VE EVER SEEN

Daughter:  I CAN'T DO MY HOMEWORK because the CAT KEEPS SITTING ON MY BOOKS

Dad: I know you're frustrated, but YOU CAN'T USE BAD WORDS even toward a cat

Daughter: Fine I won't say any naughty words in English I'll say it in CAT LANGUAGE...THIS CAT IS REALLY HISSING ME OFF

Mom: Can you please CLEAN UP your MAGIC MARKERS?

Daughter: Trust me, these MARKERS ARE NOT MAGIC