Anonymous, 4 - Vermont

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I was 8 MONTHS PREGNANT and tried to prepare my son to attend the birth of his sister by reading him BOOKS ON CHILDBIRTH for kids.  One morning while EATING RAISIN BRAN cereal for breakfast he asked WHY I LIKED RAISINS so much.  I replied "Because the BABY IN MY BELLY LIKES RAISINS JUST LIKE YOU DID."  My son responded "NO I DIDN'T.  You just thought I did because when the RAISINS CAME DOWN THE FOOD HOSE...I SPIT THEM OUT"


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Anonymous, 12 - New Hampshire Award Winner

Food

I almost CHOKED TO DEATH on Lucky Charms this morning.  Let me tell you it's NOT SO MAGICALLY DELICIOUS when it's LODGED IN YOUR THROAT
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Anonymous, 4 - Maryland Award Winner

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The following conversation took place EARLY SATURDAY MORNING:

Daughter:  I'm hungry and want to go to the kitchen to FIX SOMETHING TO EAT

Dad:  No we will GET UP SHORTLY AND MAKE BREAKFAST

Daughter: Can I just go down now and fix some cereal

Dad: NO

Daughter: But I want cereal now

Dad: WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

Daughter:  ALL OF IT

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Anonymous, 7 - Puerto Rico

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MY Boyfriend's daughter was eating MAC & CHEESE FOR DINNER.  Se took a BITE of food, smiled at me and said "MMMM THERE'S A PARTY IN MY TUMMY"

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Branden, 5 - Nevada

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My son woke me up at 6 am to get him cereal. Half asleep, I handed him the CEREAL BOWL BUT FORGOT THE SPOON. He looks up at me and says, "Daddy do you want me to EAT WITH MY FINGERS ALL DAY or are you gonna get me a spoon?"
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Maggie, 2 - Michigan Award Winner

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Busy doing 10 things at once, my daughter started WHINING FOR DINNER.  After a few minutes I said "Please CUT ME SOME SLACK."  She looked at me wide-eyed and said with as much conviction"NO YOU CUT ME A SNACK"
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Izzy, 6 - Tennessee Award Winner

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Daughter: I LOVE TO DRINK MILK even if it is COW PEE PEE

Mom: It's not Pee...It's milk just like when I BREAST FED YOU AS A BABY

Daughter: GROSS can we just GO WITH THE COW PEE PEE INSTEAD

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Anonymous, 3 - New York

Food

On a BUS, my daughter TOOK A CHOCOLATE BAR FROM MY PURSE and I JOKINGLY ASKED HER WHO TOOK IT?  She immediately TURNED TO THE MAN SITTING NEARBY (whom we didn’t know) and said with conviction "HE DID IT"

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Izzy, 5 - Tennessee Award Winner

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Sage advice given by my daughter that everyone should follow: "DON'T EAT ICE CREAM WHILE YOU'RE NAKED....YOU'LL GET TOO COLD"

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Ben - Nebraska

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A HOT POCKETS COMMERCIAL came on so I told my brother, "Say CRISPY-CRUST-TENDER-FLAKY-CRUST".   He crossed his arms and replied "I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH"
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Anonymous - Tennessee

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At a CHURCH DINNER, a little girl filled her ENTIRE PLATE WITH CUBE CHEESE.  Sitting next to her, the PREACHER'S WIFE said "You sure have A LOT OF CHEESE".  The little girl replied "Yeah, Mommy and Daddy says it SAVES ON TOILET PAPER."

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Prek Grade Teacher, 3 - Michigan Award Winner

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Teacher:  There are many TYPES OF NUTS - peanuts, hazelnuts, walnuts...what is your favorite?

PreK: MY FAVORITE NUT IS A DOUGHNUT

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Anonymous, 5 - Tennessee

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Son: What are you DRINKING?
Mom: It's a MIX OF ALL THE FLAVORS CALLED SUICIDE
Son: Can I have a drink?
Mom: Sure
Son:  Ummm, I LOVE SUICIDE
(There are times a Mom should LIE and this was one of them)

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1st Grade Teacher - Minnesota

Food

Teacher: In this pirate story there's a character called CAPTAIN MORGAN

1st Grader: MY DADDY DRINKS WITH HIM AND COKE (Captain Morgan Rum)

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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
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Yeah I'm a baby magnet and I know it