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While touring Dinasour National Monument after driving from Florida to Utah, my son put his hands on his hips and scolded me "It took you so long to get here, all the dinasours died."

Jake - Utah

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We'd spent the day WALKING THE ZOO, as we were leaving my daughter said, "I'm glad we're going home, my SHOES ARE SLEEPY"

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Abi, 3 - Utah

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Nick - California

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Son: Can I OPEN MY CAR DOOR WHEN WE DRIVE?

Mom: No that's TOO DANGEROUS

Son: Well look at that brown Truck (UPS TRUCK)...He DOESN'T HAVE DOORS and he GETS TO DRIVE

We were in the van FOLLOWING BEHIND DADDY'S CAR. Daddy TURNS OFF THE EXIT AND WE KEEP GOING on the highway. So my daughter asks "WHERE IS DADDY'S HEAD GOING?" (Where is Daddy headed)

Sellee, 3 - Ohio

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Anonymous, 5 - Florida

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Grandpa: What is the CAPITAL OF FLORIDA?

Grandson: CAPITAL F

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Grandson: Grandma LOOK I DREW YOU A PICTURE

Anonymous, 8 - North Carolina

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Grandma: I can't look now honey I'M DRIVING THE CAR

Grandson: But I THOUGHT ALL MOMS HAD EYES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS

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Izzy, 6 - Tennessee

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Daughter: Mommy when do you take DRIVING LESSONS?

Mom: When you TURN 16

Daughter: No I mean when are YOU going to take driving lessons?

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Kindergarten, 6 - Indiana

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Overheard on a play date while driving home from school:

Boy1: There's a LEXUS over there

Boy2: What's that?

Boy1: A LEXUS IS LIKE A FORD SUV

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Anonymous, 4 - Wisconsin

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Overheard at the British Museum, in the Ancient Egypt section

Mom: Honey look these are called MUMMIES
Son: Mummies...But WHERE ARE THE DADDIES?

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Reed, 3 - Michigan

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Mom UNPLUG ME NOW (Unbuckle)

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Kara, 7 - Colorado

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Mom: We will stop in BOISE City soon

Daughter: When do we get to GIRLSIE City?

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Anonymous, 3 - New Hampshire

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Grandson: Gramma, what's that place?

Grandma: A city called Friendlies

Grandson: I've been there before and they are NOT that friendly

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Anonymous - Michigan

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Twins: We need money for the salami. Mom: Why is your class buying salami? Twins:No, we need to give money to the people hurt in the Salami. (Tsunami)

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