Mom: It's your 6th BIRTHDAY do you FELL ANY DIFFERENT?

Son:, Yeah, my LEGS WERE GROWING last night

Mom: (Putting on his shorts) I think your belly is larger too

Son:  That's what happens when you turn 6...Your LEGS MAKE YOU HIGHER and your BELLY MAKES YOU BIGGER

Grandpa: When are you GOING TO TURN 6?

Grandson: When I'M TIRED OF BEING 5

Nephew: What's wrong with your TRUCK

Uncle: It's OVERHEATING, sometimes when things GET OLDER THEY FALL APART

Nephew: Well, how come  NANA AND PAPA AREN'T FALLING APART then?

Friend: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Girl: 3 POUNDS

Were you ALIVE when everything was BLACK AND WHITE OUTSIDE? (Watching an old Black & White movie)

Mom: What does "benign" mean?  Son: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

My son had a friend over when I was pregnant.  I had to tell the friend that MY WATER BROKE and I had to GO TO THE HOSPITAL.  I later found out he went home and TOLD HIS PARENTS HE HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE WE WERE HAVING PLUBMING PROBLEMS.

When trying on shoes, my son asked "Daddy, what SIZE FOOT do you WEAR?"