Bethany - Pennsylvania Award Winner

Love

Years ago when my kids were young, our dog had a habit of making loud noises while going to the bathroom in our family room. One afternoon, when I thought our kids were taking naps, my husband and I decided to engage in "other" activities on the famly room sofabed.  Unfortunately I guess we weren't as quiet as we thought because I suddenly heard our daughter running down the hall to her sister's room. I jumped up and got to her room just in time to hear her explain " Jessica you'll never believe this...Mommy and Daddy are pooping in the dining room"  (You never know how kids interpret sounds they hear coming from behind closed doors)
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Lani, 5 - Michigan Award Winner

Love

Daugther:  How did I get here?

Dad:  We took a little bit of love from me and your mommy, mixed it all up and got you

Daughter: Did  you add milk?

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Kristin, 10 - California Award Winner

Love

Being single is better than being married with kids for the simple reason that you don't have to change diapers.  Of course if I was married with kids...I'd figure something out.  I'd probably just call my Mom to come over for some coffee and diaper changing.
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Christine, 9 - Louisiana

Love

You know its love when you get one of those desserts that burts out in flames...I think people in love like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on fire. 
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Lynnette, 8 - Florida

Love

DATES are for having fun and getting to know each other...even BOYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY IF YOU LISTEN LONG ENOUGH
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Christine, 9 - Minnesota

Love

ROMANTIC ADULTS are usually all DRESSED UP...so if they'r just WEARING JEANS it means they USED TO GO OUT or THEY JUST BROKE UP
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Craig, 9 - Virginia

Love

If I was on a 1st DATE that WENT SOUR...I'd run home and PLAY DEAD.  The next day I'd call all the NEWSPAPERS and make sure they WROTE ABOUT ME IN ALL THE DEAD COLUMNS.
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Dave, 8 - Illinois Award Winner

Love

LOVE WILL FIND YOU even if you are trying to HIDE FROM IT...I've been trying to hide from it SINCE i WAS 5 but the GIRLS KEEP FINDING ME
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Cam, 10 - West Virginia Award Winner

Love

23 is the BEST AGE TO GET MARRIED because you know the person FOREVER by then
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Del, 6 - Delaware Award Winner

Love

One STRATEGY for making someone FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU is to TELL THEM YOU OWN A BUNCH OF CANDY STORES...it works for me

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John, 9 - Georgia Award Winner

Love

Advice from a 9 yr old on love "See if the MAN PICKS UP THE CHECK...THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL IF HE'S IN LOVE"
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Brian, 7 - South Carolina

Love

It's not always about HOW YOU LOOK...Look at me I'M HANDSOME AS ANYTHING and I HAVEN'T GOT ANYBODY TO MARRY ME YET

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Howard, 8 - Kentucky Award Winner

Love

THE RULES FOR KISSING go like this...if you KISS A GIRL you should MARRY HER AND HAVE KIDS.  It's just the RIGHT THING TO DO

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Kristen, 10 - Connecticut

Love

NO ONE REALLY DECIDES before they grow up WHO THEY'RE GOING TO MARRY.  GOD DECIDES IT ALL way before...and you get to find out later WHO YOU'RE STUCK WITH
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Another example of why kids should always wear helmets - Plunger Attacks

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
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