Max, 3 - Tennessee

Sports

My Son's NEW FAVORITE GAME IS TACKLE FOOTBALL.  Unfortunately his LITTLE SISTER is the QUARTERBACK FOR THE OTHER TEAM, and is OBLIVIOUS to this fact.  Guess it beats the EARLIER GAME OF THE DAY - BAMBOO STICK NINJAS
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Patrick, 10 - Michigan

Sports

My son had become a VERY GOOD GOLFER and I WAS TRYING TO BEAT HIM, so I STARTED COUNTING EVERY STROKE AND PENALTY.  My son HIT A BALL INTO THE WOODS so I went looking for it.  When I COULDN'T FIND IT I said "You know THAT'S A ONE-STROKE PENALTY".    He replied " Well YOU SHOULD GET A PENALTY TOO FOR FAILING TO FIND THE BALL

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Anonymous, 10 - Vermont

Sports

Snowboard Instructor: You're having TROUBLE because you're moving around too much and the BOARD ISN'T LISTENING

Student:  Then they should PUT EARS ON IT SO IT WILL LISTEN

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Anonymous - Oregon

Sports

I always tell my kids I dont want to here about it if they don't something I told them not to.  One day this BACKFIRED.  I told my son to go out and PLAY.  He said he couldn't  because his PLAY SHOES WERE WET.   I told him to use his SCHOOL SHOES.  My son responded "OK, but IF I GET THEM DIRTY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT"
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Anonymous - Oregon

Sports

Skate Instructor: I know it's hard to learn to skate, but you have to keep trying. Boy: The ice is too slippery hard and cold to skate on. Has anyone invented warm, soft ice with a non-skid surface yet?
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Rocky Jr., 3 - Washington

Sports

Dad: Why did you turn the video game off?  Son: No me want to play football anymore, this SUCKS
 
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Noah - Virginia Award Winner

Sports

Son: A clue, a clue
Dad: That  isnt a Blues Clue...it's actually a PAW ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR CLEMSON
Son: CLEMSON HAS A CLUE?  
Dad: NOT TODAY they don't
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Elizabeth, 8 - Michigan

Sports

Grandparents; It's our team versus yours today.  Grandaughter: We already VERSED them
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Thomas, 7 - Michigan Award Winner

Sports

Dad: I won the OFFICE POOL

Son: Yipee, can't wait to SWIM in our NEW POOL

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Noah, 8 - Minnesota

Sports

Coach:  These shin guards are from when I first learned to skate.  Son: So they're from the 1990's? Wow, they're really old

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