Libby, 9 - Michigan

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My daughtet came home from CAMP, and the topic of FIRE ANTS came up.  When I asked her what she would do if FIRE ANTS WERE NEAR, she replied "STOP, ROCK & ROLL"
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Logan, 9 - Michigan Award Winner

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Mommy, if they TAKE MY WISDOM TEETH OUT, does that mean I'll be HALF AS SMART?
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Anonymous, 5 - Maine

Health

Mom: I'm taking the VAN in to FIX THE TIRES

Daughter: Oh you're going to the TIRE-O-PRACTOR?

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Anonymous, 7 - Alabama

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I had SLIGHT CHEST PAINS AT WORK and called my husband who rushed to the office in a PANIC with our son in tow. Our son rubs my arm and says “We’re going to the DOCTOR where they will CUT OPEN YOUR CHEST, FIX YOUR HEART & PUT IT BACK TOGETHER...JUST CALM DOWN (Glad to know my son doesn't overreact)
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Linda, 5 - Massachusetts

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My DADDY WAS TAKING A SHOWER when I scared him by OPENING THE SHOWER CURTAIN.  I want to PRAY FOR DADDY because he's SICK.  I discovered he has a TAIL LIKE A DOGGY.  We need to PRAY FOR GOD TO HEAL HIM
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Jay, 3 - Michigan

Health

Doctor: See that wasn't so bad...your CHECKUP WENT WELL 

Girl: BYE BYE STUPID

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Chuck, 5 - Missouri

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Mom: Your Uncle went to BED with the CHICKENS it was so EARLY

Son: Did they POOP ON HIM?

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Anonymous - Minnesota

Health

Doctor: This shot won't hurt 

Girl: DON'T POP ME...My sister said I will pop like a balloon if I'm poked by a needle

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Gavin, 8 - Indiana Award Winner

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Son: What does COLOR BLIND mean?

Mom: When you can't see different colors

Son: Yeah Dad's color blind...he doesn't even know WHAT COLOR I AM

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Madison - Michigan

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Daughter: Mom, the baby is in the coupons.  (Tampons)
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Madison, 2 - Michigan

Health

Grandaughter: Nana, is that a kicken pock? (Pointing to a pimple)
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3rd Grade Teacher - Minnesota Award Winner

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Teacher: What does varicose mean?  3rd Grader: Nearby.
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1st Grade Teacher - Texas Award Winner

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Teacher: Are you allergic to anything? 1st Grader Only poison ivy, vegetables and cleaning my room.
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2nd Grade Teacher - Michigan Award Winner

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Teacher: What happens when a boy reaches puberty?  3rd Grader: He says goodbye to boyhood and looks forward to adultery.

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Daddy I thought you said my bike goes through puddles?

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
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